English Jokes

Meanings Of Word

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

{zeekinfo.com}

English Jokes

Meanings Of Word
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine 
waterpower
{zeekinfo.com}

English Jokes

Meanings Of Word
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.

{zeekinfo.com}

English Jokes

Meanings Of Word
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. 
{zeekinfo.com}

English Jokes

Meanings Of Word

Nurse:
A person who works up to give you sleeping pills

Meanings Of Words

Meanings Of Word

Nurse:
A person who works up to give you sleeping pills

English Jokes

- Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

- It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

{zeekinfo.com}

Yes or NO? It's all the same!
Fill these blanks with YES or NO 
........... ., I don't have a brain. 
............ ., I'm a Idiot. 

English Jokes

School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays 

Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Thatoovam & Insulting lines

Tholvi unnai thurathukirathu endral...Vetri-i nee nerungugirai endru artham.

Niraikudam thathumpaathu... verrum-kutamum thathumpaathan..

SMS 4 Insulting Girls

Two lovers plan suicide. 
Boy jumped first.Girl close her eyes and then return back. 
Boy opened parachute in air n said:theriyumdi ungala patthi

Good Night SMS

Kanavugal pookum neram
Kavalaigal marakum neram
dhayathai pootti Vaikamal
Imaigalai Mattum pootti Vaipom
"Vidiyum varai"

{zeekinfo.com}

Friendship SMS

Naan Rojavai pola alaganavan illai aanal en idayam Rojavaivida alaganadu en theriuma? athil Neeyum Un natpum iruppathal...

{zeekinfo.com}

Love Failure SMS

Aayiram adi thondium paarayil kidaikkavillai thanneer. Oru adi nee nagarndhai, en kannil thondriyadhu kanneer!!!!

 {zeekinfo.com}

Friendship Messages

Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts, But sweet people like you..Travel in Hearts Please continue ur journey in my heart.

Mokkai

The Three fastest means of communication: Tele-phone, Tele-vision, Tell-a-woman

{zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!{zeekinfo.com}

Insulting Lines

Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number is 

'100'..... 
Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudungada pakalam{zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai

School Testla Bit Adikkalaam......... College Testla Bit Adikkalaam....... Aannaaaaaaa Blood Testla Bit Adikka Mudiyaadhu..{zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
{zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! 
(Enna kodumai saaar idhu)
{zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu...... 
{zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu...... 
{zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM?







 ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.
{zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai

Teacher: amerikkaava kandu pudichathu yaaru? 
Student: muthalla amerikkaava oLichichi vachathu yaarunnu chollunga!
{zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai

Friend: Naan ethu chenchaalum ennodo wife kurukka nikkiraa... 
Friend2: Car Otty paaren... 
{zeekinfo.com}

mokkai

An angel asked us to write down our sins before entering the heaven. B4 I could start wrting I heard you shouting "Addtional Sheets" {zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai

Figure illanna college waste sugar illanna coffe waste. Love illanna life waste. Moon illana sky waste. Chellam Nee illana Zoo waste!

Mokkai

Pricipal: Eanda late?
Student: Bike puncture sir
Principal: Busla varrathu thane?
Student: Bus vaanga kaasu illa sir {zeekinfo.com} 

Mokkai

Kambi1 kambi2 kambi3 kambi4 kambi5 kambi6 kambi7 kambi8 kambi9 Ha ha ha ha.. Eppadi Unna plan panni kambi enna Vachen Pathiya. {zeekinfo.com}

Mokai no.8

Latest thirukural 'Beedi" yal sutta pun Ullaarum Aarathae 'Brandy' Yaal Vendha vayiru" 

Mokkai No.7

Namitha-ku 5 vaisu irukupothu avanga parents epadi koopitirupanga?

Romba mukkiyam. poi velaya parunga.{search with www.Zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai

Picha edupathu Eppadi????

picha eduka ivlo aasaiya! sollave illa..{search with www.Zeekinfo.com}

mokkai no.5

Think different do different.. Make different.. Achieve different.. Spead different..Then only you can goto Metal Hospital..{search with www.Zeekinfo.com}

Mokkai no.4

Povukul then, Nellukul Arishi, Mannukul Vairam, "Un manasa Thottu sollu? Un Mandaikul kaliman thaney! {search with www.Zeekinfo.com}

MOKKAI No.3

Bakery shop
Paarthiban; Unga kadaila ella bannum kidaikkuma?
vadivel: Amaa...
Paarthiban: ok 1kg ribbon ,1kg carbon kodu...
search with www.Zeekinfo.com

MOKKAI MESSAGES NO.2

Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??
search with www.Zeekinfo.com
Cycle La Poana Cycling, Train La Poana Training-A?

MOKKAI JOKES

Think different do different.. Make different... Achieve different... Spead different...Then only you can go to Metal Hospital.....
search with www.Zeekinfo.com

THATHOOVAM No. 2

In the chase between Cat and Mouse, Mouse always wins, because cat runs for food but mouse runs for its life....
search with www.Zeekinfo.com

Thatoovam

Pagaivanin Punsirippai Vida Nanbanin Kovam Maelaanathu
{search with www.Zeekinfo.com}
Niraikudam thathumpaathu... veRRuk-kutamum thathumpaathu....